I've noticed, recently, that many people are complaining on Facebook. A little too much for my liking, quite frankly.
Examples:
-"Why won't he love me the way I love him?"
-"If he only knew how I feel..."
-"11:11, I wished for you!"
Such atrocities are filling up my precious news feed, and I do not like it. At all. So I am going to give it to you Fox News straight.
See...The truth is...
You look like a Gorilla.
I'm sorry. You really just look like a gorilla. I used to laugh, for about half-an-hour, when I thought about it. Now I laugh for a good forty-five minutes. The smushed-in face, the gigantic arms, the powerful fists - were you in Tarzan?
Sunday, September 21, 2008
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