This is Levi Johnston.


He got a girl, Bristol Palin, pregnant. Now they are getting married.

Things of this sort occur all the time, but not too often to daughters of candidates running for the second-most powerful position in the country. I think it is appropriate to figure out why these two families are dealing with this situation.

Things to do in Alaska (Besides getting knocked up):

• Club innocent baby seals.
• Drill for oil (Not).
  
• Create maverick politicians.
• Hunt Caribou.
• Hunt for Caribou Coffees(More difficult to find, I'd imagine).
• Throw rocks at Russia.
• Build up an army of Polar Bears to fight global warming.
• Freeze.
• Think about moving somewhere where the sun isn't up all the time.
• Play amateur hockey.

Wow, I don't blame him. Don't be scared Levi, you might get to live in a sweet house in D.C. and Bristol will be skinny again. At least you hope so.